erasmus conversation

the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.

jennifer: hi! im jenny

maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.

*next party*

(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?

jenny’s friend: sup jenny

jenny: yo!

jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?

jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person

jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL

by meow gatto June 15, 2025

Coax-Convinced

A person or persons talks to you until you change your mind.

They didn't leave until they coax-convinced me to go.

by Ladiefukinlae August 10, 2025

dirichlet convolution

a little lemma

this little lemma took 10 pages to prove, and one line to state. must be a dirichlet convolution!

by big N. September 11, 2025

Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.

Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.

by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026

Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio November 3, 2008

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

back up conversation

The secondary text message exchange you keep going in case the main conversation goes cold

It took Brittany forever to respond to my text message. I think I was her back up conversation.

by Words and music March 10, 2016