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Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021
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Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
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Brandon Oropeza

A rude, cold, no good friend that will backstab you!
"Yea he's a real Brandon Oropeza"
by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021
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Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"
Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice
by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021
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Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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