the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
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Get the emotional bang mug.When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
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Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
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Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
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Doing this sh!t lyrically on wax
and getting paid for it
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When the school bully tried to put my friend down, I had to slang bang his dumb self
"It's all about a slang bang
Doing this sh!t lyrically on wax
and getting paid for it
Word up, we don't care where you're from
Everybody can get down with the slang bang
We doin "rhyme-bys" on record"
"Laura Beth you're a white girl, you can't grow up to be a black woman, police that raps"
"But Mommie I always practice my slang bang"
When the school bully tried to put my friend down, I had to slang bang his dumb self
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