Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.

My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him

by chundercat52 September 10, 2012

Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 17, 2023

second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.

My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

Iannoscoper69's Second Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Second Channel

A channel that has existed since Aug 2, 2018 that rarely uplaods, but tries to uplaod regardless

CMON Iannoscoper69's Second Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Second Channel!) PLEASE UPLAOD
Dude he's busy
oh :(

by IanTehGansta69 March 20, 2022

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019