Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
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Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.
Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.
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Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين
She had some Virgin Mary grip to her
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Kings Virginity

Nyx tried to take Kings Virginity
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Kings Virginity

Something that is rlly cool and really smexy - Nyx
Nyx tried to take Kings Virginity
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Bone Virgin

A person who has never had a broken bone in their entire life on earth.
I’m very proud to be a bone virgin.
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legal virgin

Someone who is 18 y/o or older (the age of consent in many countries, hence making them "legal") and still has not lost their virginity. There could be several reasons for this:

1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.

2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.

3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).

(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
Use case 1: I really wanted my first time to be with someone special, so I didn't lose my virginity until my 20s
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up

All are examples of legal virgins
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