Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed

Look out is Captain Chromosome

by Gamingman November 1, 2021

Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021

Captain Persassy

an amazing youtuber that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)

Captain Persassy is so cool!

by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 23, 2021

captain

a name for a really hot and sexy person thats also really nice and kind if you know a captain you should give them a hug and tell them you love them! <3

omg your names captain?? youre so cool!

by dip/captain September 27, 2021

Captain Dominick

Someone with an unsatisfiable desire for cock in and around their bodily orifices.

Wow, I love cock so much, I’m like a Captain Dominick.

by MicrowaveMaster69 September 29, 2021

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022