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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.

It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.
This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.

.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"
by M-Dezzy June 14, 2006
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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin
"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"
by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007
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You can't have your cake and eat it too

something that is bittersweet.
getting a good half and a bad half to something.
John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?

Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!

John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
by sergio0691 November 8, 2006
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you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
by CityFolks November 12, 2017
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i have loved him since we were eighteen

louis tomlinson confessing his undying love for harry styles by changing the lyrics in 18 and turning his entire body to face his one true love
Louis: “i have loved him since we were eighteen,”

Harry: “sixteen,”

random fan: “what the FUCK.”
by HS Lover July 15, 2020
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