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Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress
Don’t wear bacon!
by A tiny person January 13, 2021
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Baconator effect

When you eat something a second time and it is no where near as good as the first time you tried it.
Billy: Why does food never taste as good as the first time you ever tried it, the second time is always worse!
Jim: Well that’s an easy answer, it’s called the baconater effect; the second time is always worse. The first time I tried a baconator, orgasmic, the second time, mediocre at best… and thus you have the baconator effect.
by DOM1NAT3R July 26, 2023
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Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch
by Bearbums January 30, 2017
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gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon
by Kelpsye June 7, 2016
mugGet the gargling his baconmug.

bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014
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