Jared Thomas 

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

Jared Thomas by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

travis thomas 

Is when when u whisper in a girls ear right before u nut and tell her ur spider senses are tingling and then u pull and bust all over her face

I travis thomas that chick last night.

travis thomas by tt412 August 28, 2016

brystol thomas 

A very simple and beautiful girl who will not believe it if you tell her so. She always try’s to have a smile and is so easy to love. She has eyes that make it very easy o stare at all day. She tries to be nice to everyone but will go off if necessary. She can be really sassy so watch out. But that doesn’t matter because you can love her anyway.

Brystol Thomas is the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with.

brystol thomas by secret 24 February 22, 2019

Kara Thomas 

Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.

“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas

Kara Thomas by Deez bofa February 27, 2019

Michael Thomas 2 

An amazing youtuber that makes YouTube videos. He used to have an old channel called “Michael Thomas” that’s why his new one is named “Michael Thomas 2” because it’s the second one. His real name is “Michael Thomas” we don’t have any info if he has a middle name as he never says it. He is a youtuber that is mostly know for his YouTube series “I’m Stranded”

Jack:”hey have you heard of the series I’m stranded on YouTube”
Ryan:” yes, isn’t the person who made it Michael Thomas 2 the YouTuber”
Bryan:” I heard that the 2 means that it’s the second one”

Ryan:”DUH”

Michael Thomas 2 by Ifarted November 24, 2020

Joshua Thomas Dawson 

Joshua Thomas Dawson is a very lanky guy who is most likely to date a set of twins in his life. He has many friends and is very kind. His child is sure to have a disability because of how much he makes fun of kids with them.

Joshua Thomas Dawson is very special.

Joshua Thomas Dawson has long legs.

Joshua Thomas Dawson by Renatn March 2, 2022

Patrick Navin Thomas 

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.

Your mother is Patrick Navin Thomas

Patrick Navin Thomas by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017