peter

someone who gets mad over everything and if you have chip crumbs in your room lord forbid you just clean it he'll drag you and will get mad at you if you dont clean the dog poop and will threaten to kick you out and make fun of his daughter in law for drinking pepsi

bruh peter sucks

by thatvato October 21, 2023

Peter

Peter is a quiet shy individual that is neither quiet nor shy when you get to know him. He doesn't have energy and spends his time singing, playing clarinet, hockey, drumming, chatting, on blender and being a husbando. He likes to call Elyzabel kitty cat and likes cats and Fwuffy. Watch out though, because he shelters in the space beneath your windowsill.

"Help! Peter's outside"

by wigglypepe October 22, 2023

puff the Peter

That act that makes one a Peter puffer.

Stefan is a Peter puffer; he loves to puff the Peter.

by Chad Zelenskyy October 22, 2023

Peter

This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.

Do you know Peter?

That kid that says random stuff? Yeah, he's annoying as hell.

by BigPete123 October 23, 2023

Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”

by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.

He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter

by Negrophobicman October 24, 2023

Peter

A little bit of a prick. He’s not like other guys. He has a tiny dick and relies on other people to boost his self esteem.

He has dark secrets and is a pathological liar.

“Did you see Peter?”
“Yeah he’s such a pathological liar.”

by Beekewl November 18, 2023