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Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed
Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior
by Hentacle January 9, 2020
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second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.
Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...
by sebadoh May 23, 2004
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you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this
you just wasted a few seconds reading this
by anonymous June 11, 2025
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Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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Second Hand Series

A television program made in one country that exports to another. usually people in the country that the show has been exported to are a season or more behind.

Little Britain, the Ali G Show and others are second hand series. They were British programs introduced to American audiences and shown on American tv (not including BBCAmerica). Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and pretty much every American series known to man, were exported to the UK and other countries.
Amy: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" premiered on Showtime last night.

Becka: Isn't that a second hand series? Aren't they already showing Season 2 in the UK?
by Ashley G., Texas June 17, 2008
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Second Virginity

The time you tell about losing your virginity but it wasn't the first but the most memorable
Shit... I lost my second virginity... it was the best!
by idku333 October 10, 2016
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