bean licker

a gorgeous typical british middle name or lesbian

El1a: J3ss what’s ur middle name
Jes5: it begins with a b
Ell4: omg it’s beANlicker, i love it.
J3s5: bean lickers is lesbian

by willgreer October 20, 2019

neat beans

A variant of Cool beans; a phrase used to describe that the desired outcome of an event has occurred. Often used to replace words such as 'sweet' and 'awesome.'

"I'm going to college in the new year? Neat beans!"

by Kidduffah June 21, 2004

bean fest

a place (such as a bar) where there is a high proportion of females to males.

Man it was a bean fest last night, there were so many girls

by lashed September 26, 2008

Bean Tree

The bean tree can be seen at its full growth usually during the morning hours when first awaken. Previously known as the morning wood the been tree has an elongaded shaft and a bushy ball like foleage. The bean tree has been known to give mushroom tatoos and if the wind is just right a cock tap or two.

Why in gods name did you just kick me in the "bean tree."

Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"

There are four "been trees" in essex place 108

by Dan Costello March 15, 2005

Beans and Gravy

Is a reference normally made my rat like creatures (some variations are pigeon or ratty). it is used during a drunken text to refer to two separate parties, normally of the opposite sexy, and is continued by asking if these parties would be interested in making a stew with the person in question. In simpler terms it is a way of referring to two people as beans and the other gravy, and continues by asking if both beans and gravy would like to have a threesome (aka stew!) with the person texting.

the best moment of my life way meeting gravy (katie cuz it rhymes with gravy). then i met satch aka saskwatch or beans for short, aka i want to lick your bean. never before has a single being ever dreamt of mixing beans and gravy. i like both beans and gravy separate. Never had them together but if u fancy a fuckin beans and gravy stew with me, id def be up for it.

by shitlemister August 8, 2010

Bean Curdler

Any shitass, nasty, illegal alien, construction worker.

Taco Bell Worker

Damn you see that short ass, little bean curdler comming out of the port o' potty.

by DUBULAR July 7, 2008

Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005