Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.

"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)

by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022

crack cheese

the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks

bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019

Easy Cheese

A playful way to describe a task or activity as extremely easy or simple to perform, similar to easy peasy.

“Man, that CBA assignment was easy cheese!”
“Killing big brown bears is easy cheese mate.”

by Crazy Caniac April 24, 2019

Butterfly cheese

It's the best tasting cheese in the world, it's taken from the butterfly while coming it's out of the cocoon. Then it's mixed with a little milk and salt. Then let it sit in a tight packaging for 1-4 weeks. Enjoy :)

My mom made the best butterfly cheese yesterday!

by Definitely Not A Robot September 25, 2018

Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015