Satalite Syndrome

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

Whitty syndrome

When a modded character in Friday night funkin gets really angry and upset for losing.

Person 1: Sarvente is a really cool character
Person 2: Yeah, too bad she has whitty syndrome.

by Laughing downstairs May 4, 2021

Hallie Syndrome

sudden onset of symptoms before a test, usually occurring the day before or of a test. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, increased heart rate, chest pain, and anxiety. Unfortunately, this disease cannot be cured, but treatment may help.

Friend: “I’m feeling really nervous about this test tomorrow. I almost feel sick!”
Me: “You probably have the Hallie Syndrome!”

by ltg11 May 5, 2021

Lancelot Syndrome

When a guy is only interested in chicks with boyfriends.

Did you hear about Steve? He got beat up because of his lancelot syndrome

by hahadicktionary July 31, 2022

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

Kessler syndrome

Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.

Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!

by Person1582962 June 17, 2022

Hoover syndrome

Mental disorder in which the Carrier beloved they are sick every Thursday. They will believe they can’t do physical activities

Bob must have Hoover syndrome he hasn’t been to a Thursday practice in 2 weeks.

by User104739274 June 23, 2022