Rendez Poo

1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.

2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.

1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."

2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"

by Greglar September 27, 2011

cranky poo

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out

hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed

by chapo g July 8, 2019

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

poo pellet

Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

Mum I had little poo pellets when I when to the toilet to day

by Colleens corner July 26, 2017

Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.

"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."

by Poet delirium February 18, 2017