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by joethecanstacker April 4, 2022
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Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
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woman twink

by lillysapoopybutt July 25, 2023
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Rice woman

A rice woman is a person with extravagant taste in life however, their judgement has been clouded by a low quality packet rice man and therefore cannot see the other amazing rice cookers in life who were destined for her.
Person 1: have you seen how she has been acting like a rice woman lately

Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done
by Miumiu082 August 19, 2022
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Pretty woman kitchen

Pretty woman kitchen has 690000 subcrubers and more popular than mrbreast she will catch you on the flippity flop!
by Msdicksucker August 23, 2023
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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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Woman

Generalize term for two sub groups of biological females and trans trans women. Defining biological female as a person born with XX chromosomes and identify with the idea of femininity. Defining trans women as biological males who identify themselves as female.
There goes Lisa she is a woman
by DrOpera March 13, 2025
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