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Jordan

Jordan is the type of guy who is really friendly and likes to try his hardest at whatever he does including FPS Video games .Tends To Be Built Like a Ethernet Cable

And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.
Jordan Often sleeps in the chicken coop with the chickens when he feels lonely listening to Conway Twitty.
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Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.
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Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it
OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School
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Jordan

Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK
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Jordan

Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.
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Jordan

Jordan (a boy): A nice guy who is usually popular, sporty and accepts basically anyone as a friend. They'll cheer you on and they'll support you no matter what. If you feel attacked go to him. If you get the chance to be friends with one you better take it, buddy.

Jordan (a girl): A nice girl who isn't just amazing but can destroy people in sports too. She's even better than most girls and boys no joke. She usually is chill and she can be quiet but when she is with people she thinks are decent even, you can have a pretty fire conversation. She does well in academics and she is mildly popular. Also did I mention she's cute?
Adam: "You know that guy Jordan?"

Boe: "Yeah I wish I could get to know him. He's great."

Luke: "I wish I could have another lunch with that girl Jordan."

That group of boys: "Ikr"
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