Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
Get the Jordan connersmug. A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
by Theman8383848 August 4, 2024
Get the Jordan Barrmug. Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. (Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.
Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what
Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
Girl 2. guess what
Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.
by notmyname13 March 7, 2022
Get the Cade Jordanmug. Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself
Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners
Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
by murraynod November 21, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. 🐐
by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug.