Jacob

A lazy large tubby twat who usually wears glasses and is ginger.

Stop chatting shite mate, your becoming a Jacob!

by Pork Scratchings April 9, 2023

Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.

Quit being a Jacob Athens man

by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.

Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.

by The truth about everything May 21, 2019

Jacob

A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.

"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"

by whatagreatmovie October 13, 2022

Jacob

A fat cunt, has a extreme eating disorder.

Why is Jacob such a fat cunt?
It’s called carbs

by Taliban go-cart June 21, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a person who’s quiet, but can be extremely funny at times. He can be mean but once you get to know him he opens up his personality, He can be quite short but not slow, If you find a jacob, keep him 💗

Maddi: Jacob is so cute!
Amethyst: No..

by Toelicker79 May 12, 2023

Jacob

Really good friend just make sure you don't put any food near him or else he will eat it all.

"did you put the food next to Jacob? Because it is all gone"

by there is no other username March 16, 2021