Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 2, 2019

Ethan

The one guy who just will Not SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Oh my god dude, he’s such an Ethan.

by YeetusTheBitxh June 26, 2021

ethan dolan

my husband :)

person - yo who is that?

me - my husband, ethan dolan

by ilovethedaddydolans May 20, 2020

Ethan

my pookie bear

ethan is grande cum bucket

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Ethan Steinbach

Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.

Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.

by mydudeee3333 December 9, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)

Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!

by Im better then you May 16, 2022