El Balsamico

The greatest football game (soccer) of all time, which is played between FC Sion and Al Shabab.

Person A:"Why is nobody on the streets?"
Person B:"Are you stupid? El Balsamico is on TV."

by Orksander December 10, 2020

El shitto loco

When you eat spicy Mexican chicken taquitos and you have to run and take a crazy shit

Blake . “Man I had to go el shitto loco after those taquitos last night.”

by Agentco March 29, 2022

El Balasta

The girl you'll want to spend the rest of your life with.

I love you El Balasta.

by gbgoco November 24, 2021

Corona el Fuego

When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.

Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".

A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!

by PyroKyro April 29, 2024

El shlongo

An El shlongo is the word shlong but in Spanish which means its better and upgraded.

Have you seen my El shlongo ?

by Miguel300 January 16, 2021

El Tanto

the biggest fuck boy ever.
Liar,manipulator,Usually has more than 2 retarded baby mommas.Dont have any common sense .The worst f the worst

damn did you See that loser?
Yeah he was a El Tanto D:

by Tantothefool September 3, 2016

Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her

She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.

by GTrainK October 14, 2020