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douche-tard

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
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douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008
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Douche Off

When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.
Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.
by King Kohan October 13, 2009
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dingle douche

a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.
man he is being a huge dingle douche
by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011
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Douche Side

When formerly nice/cool people turn into Douche Bags, they turn to the Douche Side of the Force.
After Kyler got a job he started wearing Hugo Boss and turned to the Douche Side of the Force.
by Emporer Palpitizzle June 3, 2009
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Strawberry Douche

A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream
guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.
by Makudan December 12, 2006
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