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Depressed

It's you’re feeling down and numb because everything feels so hopeless. It's like your drowning in your emotions and has nothing to look forward to. Your family just gets on your last nerve. parents don’t listen to what you have to say and get mad at anything you do. some people you so call ‘friends’ feel fake. all that causing you to feel alone and in your own thoughts all the time. I know sometimes you may feel like there’s no point to go on but honestly same. ok, maybe not to that extinct but to a point where you’re just tired.
by julia vibing December 5, 2020
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Finnie depression

the feeling you get when you see Finn Wolfhard and you obsess over him everyday and you are in love with everything about him and you just love his laugh ,personality and looks but he doesn’t know you and the only way you will ever be something in his life is in your dreams
Sees Finn edit* this gives me Finnie depression
by Finnie135 January 16, 2021
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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Depression

Something i have, i feel perfectly amazing :)

(Im good, really..)
"Bro, i think i might have Depression.."

"What? Do you need to talk to someone?"

"No, im fine."

"Are you sure?"

"No, i am dying inside"
by XYungDaggerDickX March 14, 2021
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Depressed

Depression is for pussies. If you are depressed you are a pussy.
Hanae: Hi dude, are you alright?
Panda: No, I'm depressed.
Hanae: HAHA pussy.
by hampythehamster July 24, 2018
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
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