Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.

He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.
by 24Ugnada September 10, 2008
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depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again
Person1: “i feel kind of depressed
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”
by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021
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Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.
by Rebelaxe March 25, 2018
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depression dump

a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...

(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"

person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
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Fandom Depression

When fans get so invested in an artist or band, that they fantasize about them so much so, that they fall into an overwhelming depression over not being able to play out that fantasy or be with them.
*Could lead to stalking and obsession to a dangerous level.
**More common among K-pop fans.
I got fandom depression over this K-pop group. I need a break or a cleanse.
by ReapersAngel420 May 18, 2024
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 08, 2021
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post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race
“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”
by Driver666 August 08, 2022
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