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Skating Club of Boston

Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.

Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.

You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.
Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?

Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.
by SluttySlayShit December 7, 2022
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Vile High Club

The Vile High Club is slang for the group of people who have masturbated on board and seated in an aircraft in flight.

During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
“Did you have a nice trip to Boston ?”
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
by The masturbating monkey August 11, 2023
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Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it
Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club
by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023
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Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.
"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"
by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022
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big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.
John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022
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BLUE FLAME CLUB

Used in connection with electronics kit-building, or electrical work in general. It is one step above the "Black Smoke Club". To become a member of the Blue Flame Club of electronics kit builders, your completed kit radio, oscilloscope, multimeter, etc., must burst into vigorous flames, with the distinct blue color of high-voltage short-circuit electrical arcing, as soon as you power it up for the first time. If it only sizzles and emits grey or black smoke, but no visible flames, you are member of the Black Smoke Club.
"Did you hear about Jerry almost electrocuting himself down in the avionics lab this morning? His DIY power supply kit exploded as soon as he plugged it in; yep, ol' Jerry bought himself a charter membership in the Blue Flame Club!"
by ctsurv553 December 10, 2021
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orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021
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