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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009
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pitty bang

My girl was feeling sore down below so she let me pitty bang her instead.
by Pimpercrombie69420 December 14, 2014
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Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
by reptilian bois September 14, 2018
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Slang Bang

A slang bang is when a person engages in a great degree of slang words or broken English, accompanied by hand gestures and signs.
Naughty By Nature

"It's all about a slang bang
Doing this sh!t lyrically on wax
and getting paid for it
Word up, we don't care where you're from
Everybody can get down with the slang bang
We doin "rhyme-bys" on record"

"Laura Beth you're a white girl, you can't grow up to be a black woman, police that raps"
"But Mommie I always practice my slang bang"

When the school bully tried to put my friend down, I had to slang bang his dumb self
by obey potato June 2, 2018
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emotional bang

When your attracted to someone emotionally but not physically so you would only want to bang them emotionally not with ur body.
Yo i'd emotional bang Kyle he's awesome but he has a penis and i'm not into that
by noahthechampion February 15, 2017
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Bong Bangs

When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.

You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012
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banging uglies

We got caught in the stock room banging uglies
by D Rock NYC November 9, 2014
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