white bread

Bland, uninspired.

My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.

by Young Old Man January 24, 2020

bread

a totAL GOD AT LIFE; THE PERFECT SUBSTANCE TO KEEP YOUR BODY ALIVE. make sure to drink your freaking bread.

hobo on the street: i need a sip of my freaking bread boi
jimmy: dies

by eggs47bigboi February 9, 2020

Slicing Bread

The act of cutting yourself.

Yuri is slicing bread again.
Damn. I hope she can get the help she needs.

by moonstaryi April 3, 2020

Angry Bread

A Severly Angry autistic white guy, commonly used as an insult.

Well, I gotta say, Rachel: that is one Angry Bread.

by Bradaz April 18, 2020

Breading Out

When you’re trying to bread out the bad parts of your gene pool

I slept with not my cousin to get the family bread out, I was breading out the parts of my gene pool.

by Breading Out April 21, 2020

Poppin bread

A euphemism for someone currently experiencing a yeast infection.

"Bro, did you hook up with Casey last night?"
"Nah man, we couldn't, she was poppin bread bro."

by Crash2222 May 2, 2020

Bread

A matter in which it’s best form is with a circle-shaped hole, placed on a cats forehead. For your enlightenment and the cats pure annoyance, frustration and disoriented state.

“Haha, bro did you see the video of cat with bread on its head?? It’s so funny.”

by Ethan Draws May 3, 2020