late night mood

when you want to talk about the things that you only talk about at 3 A.M

friend: i'm in a late night mood
me: wanna talk about aliens and 9/11?

by pint.of.smiles May 27, 2019

Polish Movie Night

To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.

My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.

by Greene Link September 3, 2019

Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it

I could really use a Friday night cocktail

by HTHD April 23, 2017

Night terror girl

Someone too cowardly to trust overnite with a fork, knife, or anything else.

She wasn't crazy, she just wanted the guy to fall asleep before she tried to attack him. She was a night terror girl.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

three night rule

a sacred custom dictating that if someone is not a family member or an intimate friend, then one may only sleep in their house/apartment for three nights at most. Violating this is a high offense against one's honor. Go to a hotel.

Rather than spend a fourth night in Alex's San Francisco apartment, Bob took a train to San Jose and slept in a ditch. This way, he observed the three night rule and preserved his sacred honor.

by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013

taking a night class

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

Net night crush

The object of your crush online that only lasts one night.

You are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.

You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.

By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.

You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.

by Norse 27 July 15, 2011