mike stockton

Sex God

I wish I was like Mike Stockton

by Ms95 July 28, 2018

mike wong

The stereotypical Chinese American.

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 08, 2022

Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021

Mike it

To fall and bump your head

I didn't went to go up the ladder was afraid I would mike it

by master lechero March 24, 2024

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 28, 2024

Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number

Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle

by Diogenes the great March 28, 2024