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Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
by Davecookie March 2, 2021
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human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.
Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
by MB One February 19, 2025
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Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!
by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things
what are humans???

dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.
Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.
by Vege tard October 30, 2023
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