Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

National Entanglement day

It’s is the one day a year (spouses/couples) allow each other to venture out for a new partner. Only for the sole purpose of keeping the relationship new and fresh. National entanglement day is October 26

Wife: what are your plans for national entanglement day

Husband: I don’t know yet any suggestions
Wife: I know Carol at the office has been eyeing you
Husband: then so be it happy national entanglement day

by Spaiid97 October 4, 2021

National Grab Titty Day

Grab somebody's tittys. September 2

"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"

by Lanalia September 1, 2021

National Dhrivika Day

It is celebrated on June 18th

National Dhrivika Day is the best day ever

by bun! June 19, 2021

national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not

Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu

by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024

golden day

Your first day in heaven

May the deceased make it to the golden day!

by St. Crypt May 14, 2022

Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone

"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*

by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019