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Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
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Yes we can take your rights away

And if my response is murdering kids, then what? Then they just die.
Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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days of your

Refers to one or more fondly-looked-back-on periods in one's life when his waking hours were his to do with as he pleased, rather than having other humans with authority over him dictate how he spent his time.
Young children often bemoan da loss of their "days of your" once they have to start going to public school and thus have their free time to play and relax drastically reduced. Perhaps this issue could be greatly alleviated if we'd give some of John Holt's ideas on education a try.
by QuacksO September 26, 2022
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Your mom

Considered a planet for her sheer size and weight
by Guitar amp May 9, 2021
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lines in your trailer

A code phrase for when you and your partner are actors for a movie but you get to take a break by having sex with them in a production trailer, as seen in the Netflix series "Scott Pilgrim Takes Off".
"Hey, so, um so, so quick question, um about the script?'
"Run lines in your trailer?"
by Infinity Pain November 29, 2023
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Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
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Your mom

I had sex with your mom
by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022
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