School aka A 14 year jail sentence to hell where instead of what you think the devil looks like they dress up in skirt and suits and wear glasses because they can’t see and there like 70 and where the dress code makes no sense you can go to school in shorts that show of your whole leg BUT is you wear ripped jean dress coded that shit don’t Evan make no fucking sense I swear and don’t Evan get me on English teachers bruh why y’all so mean like calling everyone out just being haters you know then them dam math teacher love my math teacher but that homework tho man stop I don’t have time for that I got shit to do and then the dam Spanish teacher “can I use the bathroom” Spanish teacher “say it in Spanish” like I just going to pee myself then and then the mother fucking gym teacher you have to run a mile and you turn around and your gym teacher like stuffing cheese burgers in his face and like 300 pounds tell you to run a mile like I bet you can’t Evan walk to the bathroom ok anyway school just sucks ok It’s hell you ether call it hell or school no in between ok you can’t do shit and teacher hate there like to so they make yours suck too anyway good like on that math test 👍
Beth: this is my 12th year 2 more to go of school
Jack: I have 5 more years wtf
Jake: we have a test today???
Smart kid : yes I have studied for it sense last month
Teacher: ya I'm getting under paid
Same teachers : I think I'm going to give my kids a test that they didn't even learn in my class yup that will help my divorce
Jack: I have 5 more years wtf
Jake: we have a test today???
Smart kid : yes I have studied for it sense last month
Teacher: ya I'm getting under paid
Same teachers : I think I'm going to give my kids a test that they didn't even learn in my class yup that will help my divorce
by Fucklove420 October 30, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A place that has not really changed much over the centuries, comparable to a prison with an extra budget to teach you useless and useful bits of information that you may or may not use in the future.
Depending on where you live, school can be really underfunded, either because the government could not give a shit, or it is state funded, which means it depends on how much tax is paid by the people living nearby.
Shitty policies in general are fucking annoying, for example, the zero-tolarance rule. "You shouldn't fight back" Yes, most of the time you shouldn't, but do I really want to get beaten to the ground and humiliated? No, of course not, so please quit lecturing us.
Depending on where you live, school can be really underfunded, either because the government could not give a shit, or it is state funded, which means it depends on how much tax is paid by the people living nearby.
Shitty policies in general are fucking annoying, for example, the zero-tolarance rule. "You shouldn't fight back" Yes, most of the time you shouldn't, but do I really want to get beaten to the ground and humiliated? No, of course not, so please quit lecturing us.
Another Shit School Policy,
Teacher 1: I'am getting sick and tired from all students not listening to the no jewelry rule, so we will confiscate all banned jewelry,
Student 1: Slightly shitty yet justifiable rule, but ok,
Teacher 1: We will be banning jewelry from now on for TWO WEEKS!
Student 1: -angry muttering-
Teacher 1: I'am getting sick and tired from all students not listening to the no jewelry rule, so we will confiscate all banned jewelry,
Student 1: Slightly shitty yet justifiable rule, but ok,
Teacher 1: We will be banning jewelry from now on for TWO WEEKS!
Student 1: -angry muttering-
by JustAnotherGuest May 3, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by meowcomeandgetitbaby November 22, 2023
Get the rivesville middle schoolmug. Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.
Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.
by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023
Get the The Lagoon Schoolmug. Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.
by Osuttag Ebag October 15, 2021
Get the Denham Springs High Schoolmug. lots of us are shit we smoke to calm down most of us drink every day and most of us are amazing at fortnite wins after wins and we do not care.
that kid is in grade 6 in raha lets go get some vapes from him. grade 6 2025 raha internatinel school
by ak.ahmed November 24, 2018
Get the grade 6 2025 raha internatinel schoolmug.