hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

National hit your ex up day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together? After all, it is national hit your ex up day.”

by addylade October 30, 2020

blank your this

1. Use your head

2. uncontrollable rapping

1. Yo man, don't be stupid, blank your this.

2. Did you hear 50¢? That fool was blankin' his this all up on the stage, yawknawwhaamean?

by Smoke Dub, Golem009 March 22, 2008

Kiss your homies day

November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay

Bro: you it’s nov 1st

Other bro: so

Bro:It’s kiss your homies day

by Dagger4 November 1, 2023