Your mom

Considered a planet for her sheer size and weight

Bro your mom is so fat

by Guitar amp May 9, 2021

Your mom

a unfunny joke son makes every 2 seconds

person 1: shut up
person 2: your mom

by Potions274 November 4, 2020

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

Rob Your Son

The nickname of the Infamous George Robson who gets no bitches and no friends.

Oh shit its George Rob Your Son. Bully him

by pussay Lover March 11, 2022

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

Can I see your bracelets?

A phrase us Kandi kids hate

“Can I see your bracelets?” the girl said for the 3rd day in a row as she proceeded to touch my bracelets “uh no!” I said Giving her a stink eye ripping my arm away from her

by A random person :D February 16, 2025

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020