fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011

National fuck your friend day

On February 27 you will be able to ask your friend to fuck

Friend 1:it’s national fuck your friend day

Friend 2: wow really wanna fuck

by Swavyyythefirst1 February 24, 2021

National Fuck your Boyfriend Day

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Day is August 4th. Get ready and fuck your boyfriend!

Damn babe, it’s august 4th, are you ready for some pussy? It’s National Fuck your boyfriend day

by Caylee Johnson July 20, 2021

Fuck-your-shit-upper

A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.

Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!

by CharlesJF July 26, 2011

Fuck you in your 15 holes

An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.

It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.

Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework

Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!

Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus

by Tofu-san September 19, 2009

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

Someone who obviously doesn't know the cardinal rule of car enthusiast forums... You swim with sharks, sooner or later you're going to be bitten, and once that first drop of blood spills, all of them will want a piece.

He posted his opinion. What did he expect was going to happen? What a stupid dumb fucking idiot.

by Jimmy "SuperFly" Snuka August 3, 2003

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007