Cox High School

This school is filled with a bunch of no good son of a guns, and wannabe playas. They have vending machines that sell AK47s. I don't know who thinks this is appropriate in a high school. The teachers are scared of birds and make a desk pop every 15 minutes. WTF! But, if I were to rate the school, I would give it a perfect ten out of ten. Best burgers in the 757 and the best variety of illegal substances. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR YOUR KIDS

Guy 1: Yo you went to Cox High School? What was your favorite drug?
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.

by MyStickyWetAlmonds69 May 3, 2019

St. Thomas Aquinas High School

School in Kansas for rich nerds and wealthy addicts that love the sophomore and junior bathrooms. notorious for horrible english teachers and very strict catholic teachers. Has way to many awards for sports.

kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"

by independence avenue bridge September 8, 2021

NCC school

A school where stuck-up, inbred racists go to have their grades shat on by short stubby teachers. Also the home of the worst possible cooking I have ever fucking eaten in my entire life, they manage to make dirt taste like French chocolate and piss taste like gourmet lemonade.

“Hey did you hear about what happened at the NCC school in Nambour?”
“Who gives two shits lmao.”

by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022

School

is a waste of time

"ahlie school sucks", Brandon moaned "yea lol" replied lucy

by Stuka_Strika March 11, 2020

School

A horrible hellhole where childhood youth are sent to become fucked up in the mind with numbers, words, useless stuff, and punctuation, like where the hell do you even use ; when you talk?

Summary, its fucking hell but real and you get there as a child and then are released once ur done with ur life free trial

(Fucking Idiot) Hey, I love school!
(Person with a brain) No you teachers pet with tiny a tiny as dick and no friends who doesn't touch grass and reminds the teacher for homework

by gregorton deeznuts August 21, 2023

School

Hell

Devil: hey
you: Shet, Im in school

by qertyuiopaDFGHJKL;DFVKBV March 7, 2019

Kong Hwa School

Hokkien chinese school. East side, difficult to get in. Make VSP do a lot of work. Mostly considered a good school, ok lah. A lot of stalls, food sometimes too little. Students are naughty 🥵😏

Stranger 1: Ayyy, you go Kong Hwa School ah?
Stranger 2: yah lor
Stranger 1: good school arnot?
Stranger 2: okok

by bbbbhornyyy August 31, 2021