Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months

Your mom is one to fuck.

by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023

delete your feet

when you delete your feet you cant move.

i just went on an delete your feet yesterday, and now you cant move.

by peeps get yeeted June 16, 2023

yup your banned

A phrase CaseOh says when they make a really terrible joke at him.

Person In Chat: Your built like a 1 by 1 lego piece.
CaseOh: Built like a- ... yup your banned.

by ivyandjuli March 9, 2024

You might accidently reveal your fear

This quote originated from a horror analog series so called "Mandela Catalogue" created by Alex Kister, During Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1 (i think) This quote was later on revealed when

Under an encounter with an Alternate, Do not call for help, But if you did. Try not to speak to much, You might accidently reveal your fear

by YesNoOfficial March 30, 2022

tickling your wankstain

To mess with someone in a playful way.

Luke: you don't look cute.
Heather: why would you say that??
Luke: I was just tickling your wankstain, calm down!

by MyNameIsntLuke January 5, 2018

shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018