Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

National Ass pic Day

The day where you send your ass to your boyfriend. It is any day in July.

Today is national ass pic day

by Shelby Brown July 15, 2020

Frog’s Ass

Having absolutely nothing resembling a normal rear end. A backside void of any substance. Much like a frog whos back just splits into 2 legs.

Hey look at Patty, she’s got a Frog’s Ass.

by dick e July 16, 2020

Ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car. Usually as a prank

Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontic a solid ass car!

by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020

ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank

Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!

by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020

Bitch ass

Brennen gibbons

Brennen is a bitch ass

by Brennygibs July 31, 2020

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of any ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but on a casual mode,

Typically using low level or otherwise tacky cosmetics or skins.

“look at that hood ass!, his 90”s bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020