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Door

Darn! I wish i had a door!
by Chunkylilslut October 13, 2019
mugGet the Doormug.

door hopper

When a grasshopper has an identity crisis and decides to just stay on the front door And not move
Hey mark did you see the door hopper I think he's lost
by Dragonofdarkness13 September 6, 2021
mugGet the door hoppermug.

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
mugGet the simps next doormug.

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
mugGet the penis door hinge slammermug.

Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.
Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023
mugGet the Door Ritualmug.

Door

by Ganado June 7, 2025
mugGet the Doormug.

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
by Mownique October 1, 2023
mugGet the piss next doormug.

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