Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

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Super Straight

Super Straight meaning the person reading this likes it up the ass and is in the closet anywho just come out already 🙄

Chad: ya I’m Super Straight..
Todd: Ooo ya actually that’s disgusting sorry I can’t be ur friend anymore.
Todd: I can’t believe it a straggot gross..

by Kermi March 10, 2021

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Straight Rod

The second straightest man alive

“Didn’t you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.”

by rodthegod362310 November 6, 2019

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Fo instance, when you hangin' with DeAndre an dem hoes chanaynay and bontifa, I sit back like da pimp I be, look to mah left and dis hawtie was straight muggin so I yelled from across da room, "Damn! I's straight cheekin' it!"

by Lindsanie July 29, 2009

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Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.

Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight

by Goofy Snake January 7, 2022

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Super Straight

People belonging to this sexuality prefer dating biological women over transgender women. This does NOT make them transphobic.

Girl: Hey, my trans friend likes you. Please date her.
Boy: Oh, sorry. I don't date transgender women. I'm super straight.
Girl: OMG you're transphobic!

Boy: I just don't want to date her. What's wrong with you?

by Swam.pire June 30, 2022

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