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Friendless Fire

Sluttily throwing yourself at a male who's after another chick, hoping to get some side action from him, sometimes even stealing him from another chick.
"Holy shit, that guy's pretty good-looking, but he likes Christy more than me. I think I'm gonna commit some friendless fire." -A grenade, usually obese.
by The Atlas September 9, 2014
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Fire Extinguisher

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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zone-fire

The shirt is hot, but the combination of that shirt and those shades are totally zone-fire!
by Tim@3o1Dunson November 24, 2010
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Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
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Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects
They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"
by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018
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Fire and forget

A weapon you can shoot and then forget about it after you've fired it. In games often considered weapons for "stupid people".
Dude that missile launcher is a Fire and forget weapon, i hate that guy using it, that was an unfair loss for me
by doh007 February 13, 2021
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You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
by Enavoid November 14, 2020
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