The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death

Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it

by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022

three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players

That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut

by 1willy April 8, 2011

Three-piece slut

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.

"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"

by DavieYo May 22, 2015

A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.

I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.

by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022

Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.

Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.

by GreasyShart47 November 27, 2024

Two-Three's

Two-Three's as in a pair of Nike Jordan shoes. Refering to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23, but could be interpreted as two Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Nike Air Jordan shoe in general.

Damn, you be looking fly in those 'two-three's'.
Whoa, I see you be kickin' in them 'two-three's'.

by Loueeeh April 4, 2024

Three pointer

The racially correct name for a white pointer shark....

That little penguin is only a snack for that THREE POINTER shark.. he looks hungry enough to eat a rainbow sheep...

by Alexis copcock feelcock September 13, 2023