P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm

"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"

by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024

Saucy Sausage Dip

The act of a guy having anal sex after she has defecated without wiping her asshole. After he pulls his faeces-covered penis out of her anus he makes her suck it clean

“Yeah Joel and Grace hit it off hard last night, you should have heard then. I even think they had a little Saucy Sausage Dip”

by megacockmuncher October 31, 2021

sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.

I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.

by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 2, 2017

Sausaging

To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".

Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you

Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!

Person #1: Quit sausaging me

by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018

Sausage forest

Male pubes.

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!

by hurrdur October 11, 2015

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010