poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

Rendez Poo

1. Going to the toilets with a buddy, with the intention to both do a Number 2.

2. Bumping into a friend whilst both taking a dump in adjacent cubicles.

1. Lenny: "Hey man, rendez poo in 5."
Carl: "Yeah, that Indian food'll be catching up with me any minute."

2. Stu: "La la la, sitting on the toilet..."
Brian: "Hey, Stu, is that you?"
Stu: "Talk about a rendez poo"

by Greglar September 27, 2011

poo-catcher

A baby's cloth or disposable diaper. See also poo-bag.

"The baby is crying. I'd better change his poo-catcher."

by Lyn van Amstel June 20, 2007

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Poo-nipulator

Any person or animal that uses the action or excuse of “I have to go to the bathroom” as a delaying tactic to get out of helping someone or doing something that they don’t want to do.

My kid is a poo-nipulator when it comes time to help pick up toys.

by #1HMFIC March 12, 2022

cranky poo

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out

hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed

by chapo g July 8, 2019

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019