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MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
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Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.
Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.
by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019
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Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
mugGet the Phone Call to Putinmug.

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021
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Phoning

I just been sitting here phoning all day!!
by Mk Gayle June 19, 2022
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Aung Phone Pyae

A burmese guy , who usually has a six pack but its not tall (well define built body)
Person 1: Wow your abs are rock hard
Aung Phone Pyae: Yeah i do situps everyday
by Alanverto November 23, 2023
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Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....
Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.
by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018
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