Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn
“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”
by SweetPotatoW February 21, 2021
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Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
by MD PAPPAGEOGIO June 08, 2011
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
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cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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