Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone

Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again

by Krross July 4, 2021

mike v

(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.

Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."

by Gobestar September 8, 2016

Mike

1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael

Alex: Mike is really annoying.
Jack: Yeah! I know!

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Mike Cusumano

Taking cheese anally

Give him a Mike Cusumano

by 800 zone April 6, 2017

Mike Snyder

Hottest man alive

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”

by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 9, 2022

Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.

Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.

by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024

Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 5, 2023