Michael banes

The best basketball player ever

It's Michael Banes

by TheLuckter June 26, 2023

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)

Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023

Michael Annett

Michael Annett drives the No. 1 Chevy in the NASCAR Xfinity Series. He is the most awesome guy you'll ever find. Has a win at Daytona in Xfinity. @Annettfan46_5_1 on Twitter is his biggest fan, the goat even said so himself.

Michael Annett won the 2019 Daytona Xfinity race

by NASCAR101 July 3, 2021

Michael Jackson

is innocent

michael jackson was, is and always will be innocent <3

by sippy_cup July 11, 2021

John Michael

a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.

"John Michael was roasting me today and basically i was not having it"

by earl rosco February 21, 2019

James Michael

1. a short 135 lb. runner that lives on a dirt road in pennsylvania
2. a person who is beaten regularly by members of S^2, and has a points system
3. dorky mello aerospace engineer runner kid, who is kind of funny looking

Negative 10,000 points for being James!

by S^2 April 24, 2005