Kyle

A man that looks like a middle aged dad.
"He is a Kyle" >:)
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Guy 1:Kyle what’s ur fav video game

Kyle:FoRtNiTe
by We LiKe ChEeSe May 23, 2021
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kyle is so short but he thinks hes taller than everyone
"hes such a kyle"
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Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis
Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick

Kyle:hey ladies im gay
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faggot,makes people feel bad for them, ugly, doesn't take shower or brush teeth, no chance with maddie, and lies out of his ass.
damn i found the worst person its like a kyle.
by Frozon Paradox September 01, 2018
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Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.

Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.

His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle
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Kyle a guy who likes to talk to multiple girls at once, he usually goes for girls his age but he doesn’t mind once he finds a girl he dirty talks them untell they are uncomfortable or they block him, Kyle is very persistent but still very sexy and irresistible, Kyle’s usually workout a lot and look like they take steroids, if you know a Kyle they usually can’t pull a cone and talk a fuck ton of shit abt people who can
Girl 1: ew, is that Kyle?
Girl 2: RUN! He’s in a white van!
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